Club Bulletin
Volume 33, Issue No. 9 - 2 September 2019
Ride Like a Girl |
Saturday 14th September |
Proposed Rotary viewing at Castle Hill of this film to raise funds for Rotary Foundation. Please support.
Review the trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLn7UOw-tF8 |
Support to Lawn Bowls team from Norfolk Island |
13-15 August
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2019 Trivia Night
The Club held a very successful trivia night on Saturday 17 August 2019 at the Cherrybrook Community Centre, raising near $6,600 all of which will go to assist drought relief. Click this link to read more. |
The Garage Sale 2018
We have just had our best and most successful Garage Sale on the weekend of 13 & 14 October raising a record gross - north of $35k.
Excellent Project Management and a large number of dedicated volunteers, some putting in hours of effort, in the weeks before the weekend contributed to this result. |
Meetings |
Monday 6:30pm for 7:00pm - Springfield House - 245 New Line Road, Dural 2158 |
Apologies |
If you are unable to attend or are bringing a guest (even if they are your partner) you must notify Julie.
Email admin@altitudecapital.com.au before 1pm on the Friday before the meeting. Please no communication via phone (either verbal or SMS) |
If you are expected and do not show you will be required to pay for the meal.
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Tonight some 24 members and partners assembled at Springfield. It was great to see Roma, Indira and Pamela. We listened to Dr Clayton King give a presentation on Royal Rehab in Ryde. I was not familiar with this facility, however, it was obvious some members had extensive knowledge.
My condolences to the Tchetchenian family on the passing of John’s Uncle. Martha Jabour from Grace's Place has invited all Rotarians in District 9685 to the Sod Turning at Grace's Place. I have indicated to District that I will RSVP for any Club Members and Partners that wish to attend. The event is on Saturday, 7th September from 10:00 to 12:30 at Cnr Doonside and Eastern Roads, Doonside. If you wish to attend, can you indicate by Fri 30th August to me. Hope to see you next week, the Guest Speaker is Brian Powyer (National Trust) who will give a presentation on Governor Arthur Phillip. Rotary Rocks Keith |
Boobs VS Xmas Trees:
A family is at the dinner table and the son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there. "Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions." "Onions", the son asks. "Yes. You see them and they make you cry." This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks "Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?" The mother smiles and says "Well, dear, a man also goes through three phases. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s its like a birch, flexible and reliable. After his 50, it's like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?" the daughter asks. "Yes, dead from the root up, and the balls are just for decoration." Gino |