Volume 35 Issue No. 30 - 07 March 2022
Club Zoom Meetings
7:15pm for 7:30pm
Members and Partners who attended RC Epping experienced a wonderful night. Epping were very welcoming and made us welcome. I look forward to our Club reciprocating the visit.
I would like to thank Janelle for the alacrity in which our Club accepted the Epping invitation.
Last night I attended the AGM of the Rotaract Club of Pennant Hills Cherrybrook. They have elected Stephanie King and Elaine Lin as Co-presidents. This is similar to RC Epping, who also have co-presidents.
We have an invitation for RC Pennant Hills visit on 14th March. I agreed to accepting the invitation, despite its late nature. President Kaye tells me that after this meeting they are without a meeting place.
Next week is a Zoom meeting. I have been asked about flood relief by some Members and suggest the following link - RAWCS | Project Details
Stay Safe and Dry
Petition for Guest Speaker recommendations
Please contact John Caruana if you know of any prospective guest speakers of interest to the club
firstname.lastname@example.org Mob: 0417 394 854
What is in a name?
1. Lawyer’s daughter SUE.
2. Radiologist’s son RAY.
3. Surgeon's son NAIF
4. Ophthalmologist’s daughter IRIS.
5. Florist’s daughter ROSE.
6. Mechanic’s son JACK.
7. Archaeologist’s son DOUG.
8. Thief’s son ROB.
9. Gymnast’s son JIM.
10. Jeweller's twin daughters RUBY & PEARL.
11. Ornithologist’s son ROBIN.
12. Orthopaedics' son BONEY.
13. Barber’s son HARRY.
14. Solicitor’s son WILL.
15. Accountant’s son BILL.
16. Horticulturist’s daughter IVY.
17. Gardener’s son PETE.
18. Monarch’s son PRINCE.
19. Dramatist’s daughter OPRAH.
20. Sanitation engineer’s son JOHN.
21. Highway engineer’s son MILES.
22 Dietitian’s daughter OLIVE.
23. Actor’s son OSCAR
Part G - Nursing Home Plan
Say you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you.
So, what do you do? You opt for Medicare Part G.
The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Part "G") and one bullet. You are allowed to shoot one worthless politician.
This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the Health Care you need.
Need new teeth? Need glasses? Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered!
No problem. As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now!
And who will be paying for all of this?
The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a nursing home.
And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it.
Now, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes! Is this a great country or what?
You have solved your senior financial plan, so enjoy your week!
Monday 6:30pm for 7:00pm - Springfield House - 245 New Line Road, Dural 2158
and Zoom Monday 7:15 for 7:30pm - on alternate weeks
- see Club Program for details.
For Springfield meetings, If you are unable to attend or are bringing a guest (even if they are your partner) you must notify Ros. Email: email@example.com before 1pm on the Thursday before the meeting.
For Springfield House meetings - if you are expected and do not show you will be required to pay for the meal.
2019 Trivia Night
The Club held a very successful trivia night on Saturday 17 August 2019 at the Cherrybrook Community Centre, raising near $6,600 all of which will go to assist drought relief. Click this link to read more.
The Garage Sale 2019
We have just had our best and most successful Garage Sale on the weekend of 12 & 13 October raising a gross - north of $35k.
Excellent Project Management and a large number of dedicated volunteers, some putting in hours of effort, in the weeks before the weekend contributed to this result.
If you would like to come along as a guest to see what it is all about just call either:-
Carol Russell (0418 431 157) or President Keith (0478 599 155)
Rotary Club of West Pennant Hills and Cherrybrook meets every other Monday for Dinner at Springfield House
Arrive 6:30pm Start 7:00pm End 9:00pm
245 New Line Rd
Dural NSW 2128 Australia
Welcome to call Carol or Keith to get log on details and join us on Zoom instead