The Next Meetings |
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Monday 6th November
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Melbourne Cup Night
Partners Night
Combined Meeting with RC Glenhaven
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Monday 13th November
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Club Assembly
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Tuesday 21st November
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Vocational Visit
Restaurant Twenty One Fifty Three Baulkham Hills Tafe |
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Duty Roster
If you are unable to be at the meeting please contact the person doing your role the following week/s, arrange a swap and advise Max, so he can amend his records.
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Upcoming Events |
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6th November
21st November - its a Tuesday
4th December
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Melbourne Cup Night
Vocational Visit Baulkham Hills TAFE @ 6:15pm
Annual General Meeting
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Club Calendar
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Melbourne Cup Night
Combined Partners Night Meeting with Glenhaven Club
Monday 6th November
Springfield House
6.15 for 7.00
Monday 6th November
Springfield House
6.15 for 7.00
Sweeps (on sale from 6.15)
Best Dressed and Trivia Prizes
The cost for the night is $30.00pp.
For those who use electronic banking if you could pay prior to the night it would be greatly appreciated.
Our bank details are Rotary WPH & Cherrybrook General Account: BSB 062 890 : Account 1005 2963
Please reference your payment with “Surname and Cup”
Best Dressed and Trivia Prizes
The cost for the night is $30.00pp.
For those who use electronic banking if you could pay prior to the night it would be greatly appreciated.
Our bank details are Rotary WPH & Cherrybrook General Account: BSB 062 890 : Account 1005 2963
Please reference your payment with “Surname and Cup”
Whilst usual bookings requirements via Jilda are applicable for this event as a separate exercise solely to assist Frank with catering (supplies and staffing) if you did not complete the attendance list on Monday night and/or not paying electronically by this Friday could you please advise Max via email (name and number attending) by this Friday 3rd November.
Surprise Donation from WPH Public School
Photos from ARV BBQ held 30th October
Invitation to Rotary Club of Kenthurst
International Fundraiser
SUNDAY 19 NOVEMBER 2017, 6PM
BAR LA ME RESTAURANT, 243 NEW LINE ROAD DURAL
5 COURSE MEAL, FREE CORKAGE
$60/HEAD
BAR LA ME RESTAURANT, 243 NEW LINE ROAD DURAL
5 COURSE MEAL, FREE CORKAGE
$60/HEAD
Guest speaker will be Dr Sandra Meihubers AM, dental surgeon, who has traveled to Nepal many times servicing remote mountain village areas.
(See attached file for Sandra's story)
Join us for a Sunday night of fun and fellowship with lucky door prizes and raffles.
RSVP: Mike O’Connell, International Director Rotary Club of Kenthurst by Txt on 0418 285 310 by 10 November or call Kathy 0448 156 855.
Editors Note: Click on "Risking Life and Limb to Deliver Smiles"
The above link is to a PDF and it will open in a new window.
(See attached file for Sandra's story)
Join us for a Sunday night of fun and fellowship with lucky door prizes and raffles.
RSVP: Mike O’Connell, International Director Rotary Club of Kenthurst by Txt on 0418 285 310 by 10 November or call Kathy 0448 156 855.
Editors Note: Click on "Risking Life and Limb to Deliver Smiles"
The above link is to a PDF and it will open in a new window.
"The Wizard of Oz" by SYMT
"Lightbox" is "On"
“The Wizard of Oz” presented by SYMT (Sydney Youth Musical Theatre) at Hornsby RLS Club, Friday 24th November.
Last November we had about 20 attend “Beauty and the Beast” with the vast majority having dinner in the club’s bistro and we’re proposing a similar approach this year.
(SYMT has two age limits for their shows being 18 for the November show and 25 for the July show which we have been supporting for about four years)
With the show at 7.30 say 6.00 for dinner to secure seating.
If you would like to attend please transfer $37.00 or alternatively $32.00 concession eg senior (show only) to our club’s General Account: BSB 062 890 : Account 1005 2963 and identify your payment with your surname and SYMT.
As we need to be reasonably quick to secure good seats we have set a closing date of Friday 3rd November.
Regards Max
Last November we had about 20 attend “Beauty and the Beast” with the vast majority having dinner in the club’s bistro and we’re proposing a similar approach this year.
(SYMT has two age limits for their shows being 18 for the November show and 25 for the July show which we have been supporting for about four years)
With the show at 7.30 say 6.00 for dinner to secure seating.
If you would like to attend please transfer $37.00 or alternatively $32.00 concession eg senior (show only) to our club’s General Account: BSB 062 890 : Account 1005 2963 and identify your payment with your surname and SYMT.
As we need to be reasonably quick to secure good seats we have set a closing date of Friday 3rd November.
Regards Max
Ultimate 17 Day Rotary Tour of New Zealand - 6th to 22nd April 2018
Following our very successful ‘2017 Rotary Tour of New Zealand’ we are running a similar Tour again next April and this time we are inviting American Rotarians from within the California and Texas Districts. (Plus Australia.)
We would therefore appreciate your assistance to ensure your Members get to consider this opportunity for ‘International Rotary Fellowship’, as well as to participate in our wonderful ‘Rotary Tour of New Zealand’.
Attached is the brief details and anyone interested should email us to receive the full tour details.
Thanking you in anticipation.
Yours in Rotary
Peter Hawkins & John McMillan
2018 Tour Coordinators
The Rotary Club of Pakuranga (Inc)
District 9920
Auckland,
New Zealand
We would therefore appreciate your assistance to ensure your Members get to consider this opportunity for ‘International Rotary Fellowship’, as well as to participate in our wonderful ‘Rotary Tour of New Zealand’.
Attached is the brief details and anyone interested should email us to receive the full tour details.
Thanking you in anticipation.
Yours in Rotary
Peter Hawkins & John McMillan
2018 Tour Coordinators
The Rotary Club of Pakuranga (Inc)
District 9920
Auckland,
New Zealand
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2018 Rotary District Conference
Saturday 10 - Sunday 11 March 2018
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REGISTER FOR THE 2018 DISTRICT CONFERENCE BY 30 NOVEMBER FOR EARLY BIRD DISCOUNT!
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Guest Speaker is announced...
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Rotary Friendship Exchange RID9685-RID3232
Dear President Colin
In the recent e-news you would have seen the article from our District Governor Peter Ward in regard to the ROTARY FRIENDSHIP EXCHANGE between our district and District 3232 from Chennai South India between 16th-19th of November.
The Rotary Club of The Hills-Kellyville is hosting a dinner for the visiting RFE Team on behalf of our district at the Pennant Hills Golf Club of Friday 17th of November. I request your support to make this event a memorable one for the visiting Rotarians. Can I please request your presence along with as many of your club members at this dinner? The flyer is attached to the email.
We have a Facebook event page – click here
Clubs from District 3232 are interested in engaging with clubs in our district to establish sister club arrangements. We have been provided with a list of 23 clubs which I have attached to this email for your consideration. PDG Barry Philps will be able to answer any questions in regard to Sister / Twin Club arrangements.
If you have any questions please don’t hesitate to contact me or Jim Sifonios.
We hope to have your support and join us in welcoming the DG Srinivasan and members of District 3232 at this dinner.
Thank you
Yours in Rotary
Haran Ramachandran
In the recent e-news you would have seen the article from our District Governor Peter Ward in regard to the ROTARY FRIENDSHIP EXCHANGE between our district and District 3232 from Chennai South India between 16th-19th of November.
The Rotary Club of The Hills-Kellyville is hosting a dinner for the visiting RFE Team on behalf of our district at the Pennant Hills Golf Club of Friday 17th of November. I request your support to make this event a memorable one for the visiting Rotarians. Can I please request your presence along with as many of your club members at this dinner? The flyer is attached to the email.
We have a Facebook event page – click here
Clubs from District 3232 are interested in engaging with clubs in our district to establish sister club arrangements. We have been provided with a list of 23 clubs which I have attached to this email for your consideration. PDG Barry Philps will be able to answer any questions in regard to Sister / Twin Club arrangements.
If you have any questions please don’t hesitate to contact me or Jim Sifonios.
We hope to have your support and join us in welcoming the DG Srinivasan and members of District 3232 at this dinner.
Thank you
Yours in Rotary
Haran Ramachandran
November is Rotary Foundation Month
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The Rotary Foundation transforms your gifts into service projects that change lives both close to home and
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During the past 100 years, the Foundation has spent $3 billion on life-changing, sustainable projects.
With your help, we can make lives better in your community and around the world. Why should I donate to The Rotary Foundation?
Your donation makes a difference to those who need our help most. More than 90 percent of donations go directly to supporting our service projects around the world. How does The Rotary Foundation use donations? Our 35,000 clubs carry out sustainable service projects that support our six causes. With donations like yours, we’ve wiped out 99.9 percent of all polio cases. Your donation also trains future peacemakers, supports clean water, and strengthens local economies. What impact can one donation have? It can save a life. A child can be protected from polio with as little as 60 cents. Our partners make your donation go even further. For every $1 Rotary commits to polio eradication, the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation has committed $2. |
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Wanted - New Members
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We are experiencing another drought with respect to prospective new members.
If you know of someone who would benefit from Rotary, or, from whom Rotary would benefit if they were a member, then contact Keith. Click here for a PDF copy of the form to the right, and send or give it to Keith.
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Significant Club fundraising events during the year
The Book Sale March 2017. As the result of a lot of hard work the April Book Sale was a great success, especially from the organisers Max Henderson, Andrew Little and Clive Denmark. Funds raised were circa $13,000. Well done.
2017 Trivia Night
The Club held a very successful trivia night on Saturday 26 August 20167at the Cherrybrook Community Centre, raising just over $5,000 towards the charities we support.
The Club held a very successful trivia night on Saturday 26 August 20167at the Cherrybrook Community Centre, raising just over $5,000 towards the charities we support.
The Garage Sale
We have just had our best and most successful Garage Sale on the weekend of 7&8 October raising a record gross - north of $35k.
Excellent Project Management and a large number of dedicated volunteers, some putting in hours of effort, in the weeks before the weekend contributed to this result.
We have just had our best and most successful Garage Sale on the weekend of 7&8 October raising a record gross - north of $35k.
Excellent Project Management and a large number of dedicated volunteers, some putting in hours of effort, in the weeks before the weekend contributed to this result.
Barbecues
The club runs fund raising barbecues throughout the year, mainly at Bunnings (both Dural and Thornleigh) Here are Barry, Tony, Nick and David hard at work. at Thornleigh..
The club runs fund raising barbecues throughout the year, mainly at Bunnings (both Dural and Thornleigh) Here are Barry, Tony, Nick and David hard at work. at Thornleigh..
Meetings
Monday 6:30pm for 7:00pm - Springfield House - 245 New Line Road, Dural 2158
Apologies
If you are unable to attend or are bringing a guest (even if they are your partner) you must notify Jilda.
Phone 8484 7106 or email [email protected] before 11am on the day of the meeting.
Phone 8484 7106 or email [email protected] before 11am on the day of the meeting.
If you are expected and do not show you will be required to pay for the meal.
President's Report
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Fellow Rotarians, and guests - Dianne Hooke and Brendan Jones from St Gabriele’s School and Jaswant Thakorial were welcomed to the meeting.
The following members were thanked.
WPH Primary School P&C Association made a donation of $500 in recognition of the support that we give them. That donation will go to the End Polio Now program to triple its value. |
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An invitation was received from Rotary club of Kenthurst to support their International fundraiser on Sunday 19 November 2017, 6pm at Bar La Me restaurant. 5 course meal, free corkage $60/head.
An invitation was received from the Rotary Club of Hills-Kellyville to attend a Friendship Dinner for visiting Rotarians from Indian Clubs in District 3232. The dinner is on Nov 17th at Pennant Hills Golf Club. “DG Srinivasan and clubs from D3232 says they are interested in doing Global Grant projects in Australia, this will be a great opportunity to do some projects locally. We have secured USD 11,000 for a project to provide a microscope for The Kids research Institute at Westmead Children’s Hospital.” The Hills Kellyville Club looks forward our district and District 3232 joining together to Do Good locally.
Remember early bird Registrations for the District Conference close at the end of November. I encourage you to go especially if you have not been to one – they are a very worthwhile way of getting to know more about Rotary and they have great speakers. There is a return to theme dress-up again. The theme for saturday night- is “COLOUR YOUR WORLD – BE HAPPY” Best dressed female/male/table and lucky door with local wine in the offering as prizes. Need lots of bright colours, orange, yellow purple green etc
Next Monday is our Melbourne Cup and partners night. Come in your best finery (prizes) and it is a combined meeting with the Glenhaven Club so we are expecting around 90.
There is a Board meeting Next Wednesday 8th at Teresa’s.
There is a Club Assembly on Nov 19th
Joke for Halloween tomorrow
I thank everyone for coming along this evening and I wish you all another great week making a difference. until we meet again next Monday for more run and fellowship.
Colin
An invitation was received from the Rotary Club of Hills-Kellyville to attend a Friendship Dinner for visiting Rotarians from Indian Clubs in District 3232. The dinner is on Nov 17th at Pennant Hills Golf Club. “DG Srinivasan and clubs from D3232 says they are interested in doing Global Grant projects in Australia, this will be a great opportunity to do some projects locally. We have secured USD 11,000 for a project to provide a microscope for The Kids research Institute at Westmead Children’s Hospital.” The Hills Kellyville Club looks forward our district and District 3232 joining together to Do Good locally.
Remember early bird Registrations for the District Conference close at the end of November. I encourage you to go especially if you have not been to one – they are a very worthwhile way of getting to know more about Rotary and they have great speakers. There is a return to theme dress-up again. The theme for saturday night- is “COLOUR YOUR WORLD – BE HAPPY” Best dressed female/male/table and lucky door with local wine in the offering as prizes. Need lots of bright colours, orange, yellow purple green etc
Next Monday is our Melbourne Cup and partners night. Come in your best finery (prizes) and it is a combined meeting with the Glenhaven Club so we are expecting around 90.
There is a Board meeting Next Wednesday 8th at Teresa’s.
There is a Club Assembly on Nov 19th
Joke for Halloween tomorrow
- Why couldn’t the ghost see its mum and dad? Because they were trans-parents!
- Why do they put fences around graveyards? Because people are dying to get in!
- Why do ghosts like to ride in elevators? It raises their spirits.
I thank everyone for coming along this evening and I wish you all another great week making a difference. until we meet again next Monday for more run and fellowship.
Colin
Night Report
Opening:
Sgt Ricardo opened the meeting and did the toast- including NZ & Pres Colin.
Welcome to guest speakers, Dianne and Brendan and to visitor Jaswant (potential member)
President Col’s Report
Pres Col is back from NZ. His report says it all!
Director’s Reports (as applicable)
Max (Club Service)
Next Monday is Melbourne Cup meeting – joint with Glenhaven RC and a partners night.
There will be best dressed prizes, Trivia and sweeps ($5, 2, 1)
Please pay before Monday: $30 pp to General Account Ref: Cup <your surname>.
Taking bookings for Wizard of Oz (by SYMT on 24Nov) until 3Nov $34 pp to General Account Ref: SYMT<your surname>.
Social Committee meeting Wed 15 Nov 5pm at Carols
General Account= BSB: 062890 Account: 10052963 Name: Rotary WPHandCherrybrook
Cawas (Community Service) – John gave the update
ARV lunch today was a success – we cooked for 110 plus 20+ (for support) meals. Music was provided, the residents were very appreciative. Thanks to Ann Sharpe, Bernard, Roma, Barry, John and Bob. Mirvac were there serving up meals – now their annual community activity.
Pay for the Tafe dinner ASAP (into General Account Ref: “TAFE <your surname> to finalise numbers.
Peter (International)
The second International committee meeting was held with six in attendance. Areas of interest are:
1. Team with RC Epping for project in East Timor
2. Rotary Against Malaria (RAM) is proving difficult
3. Water purification for schools in Phillipines
Expect to have a project agreed first quarter 2018
Carol (Marketing)
Neville has provided a half page article on our garage sale which was published P4 in Hills District Independent magazine
Janelle (BBQs)
On Tuesday Janelle was offered a BBQ spot Saturday at Bunnings Dural. After a ring around people were rostered, we cleared $1,053 which is truly amazing. Thanks to Joseph, Paul, Nick, Keith, Max John. This is a great Club with members rallying at such short notice.
Next BBQ is Sat 2 Dec at Bunnings Dural.
Rosemary (Youth)
For Youth Exchange we are hosting Larissa Marcossi from Brazil. She will arrive late January for twelve months. She has been accepted by CTHS and we have four families to host.
We have two RYPEN applicants from CTHS, and Anuki’s RYLA application is about to go in.
Of interest, Tom is organising a shade shelter for Marayong public. Hopefully the Club can assist with funding.
Tony (Conference)
District Conference is 10/11 March 2018, and will be great. There is Saturday night dress-up (but David is away). Book before the end of November for a discount.
Nick (Tree of Joy)
We are receiving hundreds of labels, we are hoping the tree will be in place next week.
Members Talk – Bernard Chandra – “My Career in Fiji then Australia”
Rothmans tobacco company was my first job after high school. I was there over 20 years as Distribution Manager then Administration Manager.
Rothmans offered me a position in Sydney but I decided to seek a change and joined MLA Holdings, importers and distributors of materials handling equipment, forklifts, container and reach stackers. I was National Sales and Marketing Manager allowing me to visit Japan and many Asian countries including China. I retired in 2013.
I joined Rotary Club in Nadi in 1975 and was a member until 1987.
Guest Speaker
Name: Dianne Hook and Brendan Jones
Organisation: St Gabriel’s School, Castle Hill
Topic: Playground project – gives us options for Big Thing project.
St. Gabriel’s (primary school) has 74 special needs children. After years of consultation, an appropriate playground is being built to provide a better environment for learning and friendships. It’s a 3-4 year project costing $400k-$500k.
Project opportunities for our Club are:
· Shade sails (est $20k)
· Shed (est $10k-$15k)
· Musical sculptures (est $12k-$15k)
Sergeant at Arm’s
Raffle won by: Ross Ballinger
Sgt Ricardo had an exciting fine session
Heads & Tails won by: Ross Ballinger
Bob
Sgt Ricardo opened the meeting and did the toast- including NZ & Pres Colin.
Welcome to guest speakers, Dianne and Brendan and to visitor Jaswant (potential member)
President Col’s Report
Pres Col is back from NZ. His report says it all!
Director’s Reports (as applicable)
Max (Club Service)
Next Monday is Melbourne Cup meeting – joint with Glenhaven RC and a partners night.
There will be best dressed prizes, Trivia and sweeps ($5, 2, 1)
Please pay before Monday: $30 pp to General Account Ref: Cup <your surname>.
Taking bookings for Wizard of Oz (by SYMT on 24Nov) until 3Nov $34 pp to General Account Ref: SYMT<your surname>.
Social Committee meeting Wed 15 Nov 5pm at Carols
General Account= BSB: 062890 Account: 10052963 Name: Rotary WPHandCherrybrook
Cawas (Community Service) – John gave the update
ARV lunch today was a success – we cooked for 110 plus 20+ (for support) meals. Music was provided, the residents were very appreciative. Thanks to Ann Sharpe, Bernard, Roma, Barry, John and Bob. Mirvac were there serving up meals – now their annual community activity.
Pay for the Tafe dinner ASAP (into General Account Ref: “TAFE <your surname> to finalise numbers.
Peter (International)
The second International committee meeting was held with six in attendance. Areas of interest are:
1. Team with RC Epping for project in East Timor
2. Rotary Against Malaria (RAM) is proving difficult
3. Water purification for schools in Phillipines
Expect to have a project agreed first quarter 2018
Carol (Marketing)
Neville has provided a half page article on our garage sale which was published P4 in Hills District Independent magazine
Janelle (BBQs)
On Tuesday Janelle was offered a BBQ spot Saturday at Bunnings Dural. After a ring around people were rostered, we cleared $1,053 which is truly amazing. Thanks to Joseph, Paul, Nick, Keith, Max John. This is a great Club with members rallying at such short notice.
Next BBQ is Sat 2 Dec at Bunnings Dural.
Rosemary (Youth)
For Youth Exchange we are hosting Larissa Marcossi from Brazil. She will arrive late January for twelve months. She has been accepted by CTHS and we have four families to host.
We have two RYPEN applicants from CTHS, and Anuki’s RYLA application is about to go in.
Of interest, Tom is organising a shade shelter for Marayong public. Hopefully the Club can assist with funding.
Tony (Conference)
District Conference is 10/11 March 2018, and will be great. There is Saturday night dress-up (but David is away). Book before the end of November for a discount.
Nick (Tree of Joy)
We are receiving hundreds of labels, we are hoping the tree will be in place next week.
Members Talk – Bernard Chandra – “My Career in Fiji then Australia”
Rothmans tobacco company was my first job after high school. I was there over 20 years as Distribution Manager then Administration Manager.
Rothmans offered me a position in Sydney but I decided to seek a change and joined MLA Holdings, importers and distributors of materials handling equipment, forklifts, container and reach stackers. I was National Sales and Marketing Manager allowing me to visit Japan and many Asian countries including China. I retired in 2013.
I joined Rotary Club in Nadi in 1975 and was a member until 1987.
Guest Speaker
Name: Dianne Hook and Brendan Jones
Organisation: St Gabriel’s School, Castle Hill
Topic: Playground project – gives us options for Big Thing project.
St. Gabriel’s (primary school) has 74 special needs children. After years of consultation, an appropriate playground is being built to provide a better environment for learning and friendships. It’s a 3-4 year project costing $400k-$500k.
Project opportunities for our Club are:
· Shade sails (est $20k)
· Shed (est $10k-$15k)
· Musical sculptures (est $12k-$15k)
Sergeant at Arm’s
Raffle won by: Ross Ballinger
Sgt Ricardo had an exciting fine session
Heads & Tails won by: Ross Ballinger
Bob
Night Photos
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This Week's Humour
What Confucius did or did not say
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Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly. Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent. Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts. Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion. Man who runs in front of car gets tired. Man who runs behind car gets exhausted. Man who eats many prunes get good run for money. War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. It takes many nails to build a crib but only one screw to fill it. Man who drives like hell is bound to get there. Man who stands on toilet is high on pot. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. Finally CONFUCIUS DID SAY. . .... "A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!" |
Colin McG
What a Coincidence
A woman and a man are lying in bed next to each other when her phone rings.
She picks up, the man looks over at her and listens.
She is speaking in a cheery voice, "Hi, I'm so glad you called. Really? That's wonderful.
I'm so happy for you. That sounds terrific. Great! Thanks. Okay. Bye."
She hangs up, and the man asks, "Who was that?" "Oh, she replies, "that was my
Husband telling me about the great time he's having on his golf trip with you."
Special Package deal for Businessmen
An Airline introduced a special package for Business men.
Buy your ticket, get your wife's ticket free.
After great success, the company sent letters to all the wives asking how was the trip.
All of them gave the same reply..."What trip?"
New SIM to Surprise Her Husband
Woman buys a new Sim Card. Puts it in her phone and decides
To surprise her husband who is seated on the couch in the living room.
She goes to the kitchen, calls her husband with the new number:
"Hello Darling."
The husband responds in a low tone:
"Let me call you back later Honey, my wife is in the kitchen.
Throwing Knives at Wife's Picture
Husband was throwing knives at his wife’s picture.
All the knives were missing the target!
Suddenly he received a call from her "Hi, what are you
Doing?"
His honest reply, "MISSING YOU."
Habit of Talking in Sleep
A lady to doctor: My husband has a habit of talking in
His sleep! What should I give him to cure it?
Dr: Give him an opportunity to speak when he is awake.
Natural Disasters Just Happen
Nobody teaches volcanoes to erupt, tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to swirl around and no one teaches a man how
To choose a wife.
Natural disasters just happen.
Your Husband Needs Rest
Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest and peace,
So here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you!
Stan
She picks up, the man looks over at her and listens.
She is speaking in a cheery voice, "Hi, I'm so glad you called. Really? That's wonderful.
I'm so happy for you. That sounds terrific. Great! Thanks. Okay. Bye."
She hangs up, and the man asks, "Who was that?" "Oh, she replies, "that was my
Husband telling me about the great time he's having on his golf trip with you."
Special Package deal for Businessmen
An Airline introduced a special package for Business men.
Buy your ticket, get your wife's ticket free.
After great success, the company sent letters to all the wives asking how was the trip.
All of them gave the same reply..."What trip?"
New SIM to Surprise Her Husband
Woman buys a new Sim Card. Puts it in her phone and decides
To surprise her husband who is seated on the couch in the living room.
She goes to the kitchen, calls her husband with the new number:
"Hello Darling."
The husband responds in a low tone:
"Let me call you back later Honey, my wife is in the kitchen.
Throwing Knives at Wife's Picture
Husband was throwing knives at his wife’s picture.
All the knives were missing the target!
Suddenly he received a call from her "Hi, what are you
Doing?"
His honest reply, "MISSING YOU."
Habit of Talking in Sleep
A lady to doctor: My husband has a habit of talking in
His sleep! What should I give him to cure it?
Dr: Give him an opportunity to speak when he is awake.
Natural Disasters Just Happen
Nobody teaches volcanoes to erupt, tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to swirl around and no one teaches a man how
To choose a wife.
Natural disasters just happen.
Your Husband Needs Rest
Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest and peace,
So here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you!
Stan
Biblical Humour - this week the second of three editions
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Stan
Joke Bank content is 7 jokes.
Club Calendar
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