Club Bulletin
Volume 30, Issue No. 10-5th September 2016
Duty
Speaker Host Night Reporter Front Desk Front Desk Steward Steward Photographer Member Talk |
Monday 5th September
Neville Hansen Roslyn Savio Carol Russell Stan Baseley Bernard Chandra Gino Savio Peter Stanton Keith Ball |
Monday 12th September
Janelle Craig Andrew Little Brian Furrer John Tchetchenian Steve Baker Tom Westcott Ross Ballinger Carol Russell |
Monday 19th September
Gino Savio John Tchetchenian Carol Russell Stan Baseley Neville Hansen Coli McGowan Peter Stanton Colin Sharpe |
Inside This Issue |
Upcoming Events |
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3rd September
8th & 9th October |
District Governor Official Clubs Visit
Dural Country Club Garage Sale |
I have created a new page that contains all of Amelia's Reports. The intent is to show the latest here as it comes in and then give access in the following weeks by referring the reader to Amelia's Reports.
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ST IVES' COMEDY FOR A CAUSE |
Cross Country Challenge - 11 September |
More Rotary GraphicsThought I might follow a theme. These images can be downloaded by left clicking and saving.
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Shingles
Kevin had shingles. Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this! Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly line? Here's what happened to Kevin: Kevin walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Kevin said: 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat. Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Kevin what he had.... Kevin said, 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Kevin to wait in the examining room.. A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Kevin what he had. Kevin said, 'Shingles..' So the nurse gave Kevin a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Kevin to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor. An hour later the doctor came in and found Kevin sitting patiently in the nude and asked Kevin what he had. Kevin said, 'Shingles.' The doctor asked, 'Where?' Kevin said, 'Outside on the truck. |