Club Bulletin
Volume 30, Issue No. 11-12th September 2016
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Speaker Host Night Reporter Front Desk Front Desk Steward Steward IT Person Photographer Member Talk |
Monday 12th September
Janelle Craig Andrew Little Brian Furrer John Tchetchenian Steve Baker Tom Westcott Tony Coote Ross Ballinger Carol Russell |
Monday 19th September
Gino Savio John Tchetchenian Carol Russell Stan Baseley Neville Hansen Coli McGowan Sarah Zehnder Peter Stanton Colin Sharpe |
Monday 26th September
Steve Baker Neville Hansen Bob Davison John Tchetchenian Ricardo Raad Andrew Little Nick Chuah Ross Ballinger Steve Baker |
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Upcoming Events |
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3rd September
8th & 9th October |
District Governor Official Clubs Visit
Dural Country Club Garage Sale |
ST IVES' COMEDY FOR A CAUSE |
Cross Country Challenge - 11 September |
More Rotary GraphicsThought I might follow a theme. These images can be downloaded by left clicking and saving.
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MALE OR FEMALE
You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples: FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons. TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt. SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on. TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people. EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom. HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around. THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying. |